While Life day it always will be Star Wars‘the most famous holiday, there are more. A lot more. There is a whole galaxy full of celebrations, festivals and ceremonies including, somewhat surprisingly, the planet Aargau Take your daughter to work. And, while it is unknown whether Space Jesus was born in Star Wars to the galaxy to forgive Ponda Baba (et al.) for his sins, there is Christmas — because there is also Santa Claus.
Don’t think for a moment that this real cheerful old elf exists in the new one, approved by Disney Star Wars canon. In fact, Santa Claus barely exists in the old Expanded Universe, after briefly appearing in the Dark Horse finale Knights of the Old Republic comics, as a patron in Goodvalor’s little buffalo, a restaurant chain on Coruscant. That was more than 3,600 years before the event New hope, but also Santa Claus could be seen in 1993 Star Wars: The X-Wing video game, set during the original trilogy, on the deck of the ship Mon Calamari Independence if you played the game 25. December. The only other list that Wookieepedia has for Santa Claus is the cover of Ralph McQuarrie for the West End’s role-playing supplement Star Wars: The Adventure Diary 8, which shows Yoda — or a member of his kind, as the wiki wants you to know – dressed from head to toe in Santa Claus clothes and a bag of toys slung over his shoulder.
However, the best proof of the existence of Santa Claus comes from Christmas in the Stars: A Star Wars Christmas album, produced by Meco in 1980, and features the gentle tones of Anthony Daniels as C-3PO. It is assumed that Artoo, Threepio and Chewbacca hang out in a factory where droids make gifts for “S. Claus. ” You might be forgiven for thinking that the trio was somehow brought to our Earth, because C-3PO mentions Albert Einstein, HG Wells and the Nation of Japan in another song, “Bells, bells, bells ”, on the increasingly confused R2-D2. But then why do droids work in the S. Claus factory and why do they especially mention the Christmas presents they give to Luke Skywalker, Princess Leah and Han Solo?
If you want to take this method too seriously, and I certainly do, it seems more likely that Star Wars the galaxy has its Santa Claus handing out presents – or ever since Star Wars it happens a long time ago, at some point Santa Claus moved to our galaxy and brought Christmas with him. Since the album doesn’t show the first Christmas in the galaxy, as droids explicitly mention that the Chewbacks got a comb for Christmas last year in the album’s top 40 holiday hits, “What do you get a wolf for Christmas (when he already has a comb)”. The answer, by the way, is “brush”, which is not only a shitty gift like a comb, but also much worse than what Artoo gets for Christmas, and it’s a song composed especially for him called “R2-D2 We Wish You Merry Christmas,” with young Jon Bon Jovi on lead vocals. Star Wars character, so probably one was already there.)
Things are getting exponentially confusing “Christmas vision (‘It was the night before Christmas)’ where the droids discover S. Claus forces them all to leave the factory before he arrives to pick up the toys, which means they have never seen their employer (master?) in the body, which is extremely strange behavior. When one of the unnamed droids suggests that S. Claus may not exist, Threepio says he personally saw the man last year. But C-3PO specifies when Santa Claus arrives, he’s already covered in soot—before he takes and shares toys made by droids. Is Santa doing reconnaissance? Isn’t it cleaned between Christmas? Is there a chimney?
This is followed by the last song on the album, “The Meaning of Christmas”, in which S. Claus inexplicably visits droids in his toy factory for the first time. But S. Claus is not a round, cheerful C-3PO guy who has spied in previous years – he is slender, beardless son Santa Claus, and he helps deliver toys to all the children of the galaxy on Space Christmas. After that, there really isn’t much to say, except when droids ask if they’ll get presents, S. Claus tells them that their gift is “the happiness your toys bring to children,” which is seriously shit.
again, Christmas in the stars was no longer associated with Star Wars Extended universe of Holiday Special was — in fact, probably less, like Special had the decency not to mention anything earthly (though that is the only decency he has). Even Santa’s brief appearances in the Expanded Universe were dismissed when Disney relaunched the canon, so I guess it’s better to say that, Virginia, there was and Santa Claus. But if it’s new Star Wars can reset elements of the disgusting Holiday Special, why not return Santa to give lumps of carbonite to the bad little Sith from the galaxy? That certainly wouldn’t be the funniest thing the franchise has ever done.
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